Seribu dewa dewi cinta mengema dunia,
Walaupun balik2 ku dgr lagu ani... TETAP LAWA AND POWER GITU LHO~~ Me like it yo~
Last week, ku ada chat with my fren bini2.. now she's in form 6... borak2, kongsi2 ceta.. until ia buat txtnya 'LONELY'.. aha.. then ku gtau lah bermcm2 cara untuk mengatasinya... below some of the tips yg ku msih ingat and ku tambah2:
10 TIPS HOW TO GET A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:
1) Ko jalan pat dapan meja nya den ko duduk bertentangan dengannya and renung matanya.
2) Print the word 'LONELY' as big as the A4 size paper. Then, stick it on the front side of your file. Biar bnyak urg perasan yg kamu atu lonely and memerlukan seseorang.. :p
3) Approach him/her and say 'Hi'. Then continue the conversation. Buat macam u'all batah sudah kenal. Biar mesra~
4) Pick a small paper and write your e-mail on it and throw it 
to him/her. Don't forget to end it like this 'I'm waiting'.
5) If he/she is near to you.. dengan senjaga kamu langgar ja ia... terlanggar bahu kah saja :p then say sorry and senyum.
6) Throw your pen/pencil near to him/her then waktu mutik atu trus liat mukanya.. sama ada ia meliat or inda.. kalau ia meliat ertinya ada reaction dah tu :P
7) If terjumpa ia makan sorang2... kmu approach and ckap 'mind if i sit here?' Kalau ia ok.. then teruskan...
8) Say it loudly 'I LOVE U' atau 'I LIKE YOU' dpan2 ia... ahaha..
9) If ada vending machine.. and kmu nada usin pacah.. kmu approach and tanyakan kalau ada change untuk $1.. kalau nada.. ertinya inda ia beguna kmu.. :p
10) Apakn? Mesti ada tips baru tah kmu kan approach? ahaha.. wuUUuuu~ :p
Okie.. that's all the tips to share buat masa ini.. gua nga maksa2 kamu ikut :p lau kn ikut...gudluck :)
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